Who am I?
Other than a flightless bird from Antartica, I am a software developer. I work primarily in JS, C#, and .NET because that's what people pay me to do. I prefer backend to frontend and you really don't want me to do design work for you, unless it's to install a template. I'm hopelessly addicted to Azure Functions. Lately, I've also been working in the data world more, with SQL Server, Azure Analysis Services, and Power BI.
Why are you so angry?
I'm told watching me nerd rage is Grade A entertainment. If you can show me a developer who never gets angry at their code from time to time, I'll show you someone who is clearly not having any fun.